11/1/18   Blood 155

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                The man bought his wife a deaf  horse in an effort to save his marriage.  When he brought it to his wife she said, "You fool!  I didn't tell you I wanted a deaf horse!  I said I wanted a DIVORCE!  Dogonit!
To which he replied, "Well, if you wanted a dog on it you should have told me yesterday when the kennel was open!"