Blood 183   11/1/18  2/17/PM

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`               How many bunnies does it take to build the Washington Monument?  Twenty thousand.  Ten to do the blue prints, the rest are for labor.

                `How many elephants does it take to build the Washington Monument?   Fifty one.  Only fifty if they buy the blue prints from the bunnies.

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One elephant says to another, "How many big game hunters does it take to make a good shish kabob? 

                "How many?"
                Six.  Three on each tusk.

14  What do you get when you cross an insect, a hummingbird and a lamb?  A BAAAAA HUM BUG!

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                Teacher: Johnny!  You do so will in all your subjects except  in arithmetic!  It seems like you leave a lot of the answers blank!  Why is this?
                “Because the problem requires me to subtract the number 4 from something!” he replied.

                “Why is that important?” she asked.

                “My mommy says it’s evil!

                The puzzled teacher paused.  “Why is it evil?” she asked.

                “Because you said that subtracting is negating, didn’t you?   It’s like every time you put a minus sign in front of a number you’re negating it, right?  Isn’t that what you said?
                “Why, yes.  It makes the 4 a negative number.  Why is that evil?
                “My mommy said it is a sin to be a four-negator!”                  (fornecater)

17           A breeder crossed a sheep with a cow hoping to get beef and wool from the same animal but all he got was an animal that was always in a baaaaad mooooood.

Why did the elephant wish he had only one ear?  He didn't want to be two ear-elephant.  (Too irrelevant.)

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                 A chicken was flying across town to buy some leather made out of otter's skin as a present for his brother. Getting rather tired, he searched for a place to rest his weary wings.  Looking down, he spied an Easter parade in which a huge crucifix was being carried down the street in

the same direction he happened to be going.  Being an opportunistic fowl, he perched on top of the crucifix.  No one was wondering why the "chicken crossed the road", but rather, why the "chicken rode the cross". Only the chicken knew the answer: "to get to the otter's hide".