Blood: 178 after eating 2 bowls of vegetables.
How
many mommies does it take to change a light bulb? Only one.
She puts the bulb on the changing table then looks for a diaper that is
small enough to fit.
"John! Where is that gold watch I asked you to have
engraved over two weeks ago?"
"Don't worry
Linda. I took it to the mortician ten
days ago and he put it in a grave that same day!"
Elsie
Yagabye must be the most dateable teen‑age girl in the world. Every time I ask my teen age son, "Where
are you going" and "who are you going out to see" he immediately
responds, "I'll SEE Ya; G'bye!"
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