Today's joke: There was a mad scientist who created a gigantic fly from his apartment laboratory.  It immediately broke through his wall, flew across the street, crashed through a restaurant window and ate one of the employees!  Not knowing what to do, the mad scientist called his superintendent.  “Supe!  Supe!  There’s a waiter in my fly!”

10/10/18 7:47 AM  193.  However, I ate 3 eggs just before taking the measurement.  I didn't think 4 minutes later that it would skew the reading.  It didn't have a chance to digest at all.  This is probably an anomaly.