Blood 130  YaaaaaY!!!!
8:16 AM  10/31/18

Have you heard of the aardvark
 that had amnesia?  I told him, "You're an aardvark".
  Then  he denied it saying, "I ant eater!"

                Commander Data was being given a tune up by Jordi.  "Captain," he said.  "This is going to require a reprogramming." 

"Make it so," Piccard replied.

Data then started making uniforms.  Jordi made him sew.

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                After losing his job, the captain of the Enterprise got a job as a magician.  "Piccard," he would say, "any card."