Sugar level 238.   Don't know why.  Maybe I eat too much.

A member of an atheistic country was arrested for transporting a cargo of cheese on his WARSHIP for the purpose of selling the cargo (illegally) for a profit.  The government didn’t charge him with profiteering( as described above), but because he was “warshipping cheeses.”  (Worshipping Jesus)

Come on!  Laugh out loud!    You KNOW that was funny.    Worshipping Jesus: Warshipping cheeses!   They SOUND the same!  FUNNY!   Let's see some encouragement here!  Tell  your friends. They'll laugh too.  Don't tell your clergy.  They don't like play on words with worshipping and especially for "Jesus".  Otherwise, the ministry will laugh out loud.  They're the nice ones who aren't so stuck up with the details.  Comment good or bad and tell me why.