11/18/18 6:45 AM  Blood 271

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                The difference between the pope and Martin Luther:

Pope: Brother, can you spare a dime

Martin Luther: Brother can you paradigm?

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                What did Adam tell God late on the sixth day of creation?  "Go ahead.  Make my day."  (Famous line from “Dirty Harry” movies starring Clint Eastwood)

29  11/20/18  7:15 AM   Blood 264

A guy with an injured arm went to a doctor.  The doctor took one look at him and said, "Open your mouth, stick out your tongue and say 'ahhhhh'."   The patient was overcome with incredulity. "It's my arm that's injured, not my tongue!" Upon which the doctor said, "All right.  Open your mouth, stick out your ARM and say 'ahhhhh'.