10:42 AM Wed 2/27/19  364   I ate eggs this morning though.

7:53 AM  Tuesday 2/25/19   Blood 223

Sugar 576   1:57 PM 2/16/19          How many mommies does it take to change a light bulb?

                 One She puts the bulb on the changing table then looks for a diaper that is small enough to fit.

Wednesday 2/14/19  11/14 AM Measure 269

Why did the elephant wish he had only one ear?

Why did the elephant wish he had only one ear?
He didn't want to be too irrelevant (two ear elephant)

February 7, 219  Today's morning sugar reading 350.

Joke:

Angry Shirt

When I was a kid my mom told me, "I want you to hang up your shirt near the nick nack until your dad gets home."  As I tried to do so my shirt rebelled!  "Why are you so disturbed?" I asked my shirt.  "Well," said the shirt.  "If you were told you were to be hung by the neck until dad, wouldn't you be filled with hangar too?"

Blood measure 364  2/5/19  8:14 AM
Very recently I experienced my 4th stroke.  Apparently my brain is being killed of by this blood measurement.   One of the strokes was labeled as a  lot worse than  the others.  Please pray for me
or email me back with anything you can tell me to help me with this dangerous situation.
crlmdobbsprogrammer@gmail.com will do.  Thank  you.

Joke of the day: I am really not in the mood to write one.  JOkes will resume when I get some relief from these strokes.   I don't know what causes them and my meds are keeping me alive.

Level 356

2/1/19

Joke of the day: I slipped at the barn and fell right into my horse's saliva.  

The ambulance didn't take me to the "horspital" because I was already IN the horspital.