Greedy
Aunt
One
cannibal said to another, “How was dinner with your aunt last night?”
“Both good and bad. When I got there I found she was so generous with other people she gave away all our food and we had nothing to make soup with.”
“Both good and bad. When I got there I found she was so generous with other people she gave away all our food and we had nothing to make soup with.”
“What
did you do?
“I killed her, put her in the vat, cooked and ate her.”
“I killed her, put her in the vat, cooked and ate her.”
“How
did she taste?
“The
best ingredient is an un greedy aunt!”
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