One cannibal
said to another, “How was dinner with your aunt last night?”
“Both good and bad. When I got there I found she was so generous with other people she gave away all our food and we had nothing to make soup with.”
“Both good and bad. When I got there I found she was so generous with other people she gave away all our food and we had nothing to make soup with.”
“What
did you do?
“I killed her, put her in the vat, cooked and ate her.”
“I killed her, put her in the vat, cooked and ate her.”
What did you add to your soup to make it so gooood?
“The
best __ "ingredient" is an "un- greedy- aunt!”
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