Sunday, October 28, 2018

Blood 177    1:56 AM  10/28/18


Teacher: Johnny!  You do so will in all your subjects except  in arithmetic!  It seems like you leave a lot of the answers blank!  Why is this?
                “Because the problem requires me to subtract the number 4 from something!” he replied.
                “Why is that important?” she asked.
                “My mommy says it’s evil!
                The puzzled teacher paused.  “Why is it evil?” she asked.
                “Because you said that subtracting is negating, didn’t you?   It’s like every time you put a minus sign in front of a number you’re negating it, right?  Isn’t that what you said?
                “Why, yes.  It makes the 4 a negative number.  Why is that evil?
                “My mommy said it is a sin to be a four-negator!”

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