Blood 176  7:20 am 10/24/18

One elephant says to another, "How many big game hunters does it take to make a good shish kabob? 

                "How many?"
                Six.  Three on each tusk.

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IF YOU LIKE MY JOKES, HOW ABOUT SOME FEEDBACK?

Teacher: Johnny!  You do so will in all your subjects except  in arithmetic!  It seems like you leave a lot of the answers blank!  Why is this?
                “Because the problem requires me to subtract the number 4 from something!” he replied.

                “Why is that important?” she asked.

                “My mommy says it’s evil!

                The puzzled teacher paused.  “Why is it evil?” she asked.

                “Because you said that subtracting is negating, didn’t you?   It’s like every time you put a minus sign in front of a number you’re negating it, right?  Isn’t that what you said?
                “Why, yes.  It makes the 4 a negative number.  Why is that evil?
                “My mommy said it is a sin to be a four-negator!”

The alligator with three legs was welcomed into church.  He had three knees.  The four knee gator was kept out.