What came first?  The chicken or the egg?

The egg.  I ate that this morning.  I did't eat its mother until lunch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?  It didn't.  The road was controlled by the mob. 
Why did the chicken cross the road?  She wanted milk from the cow that was over there. 
She wanted to get to the udders eyed.

She was a hunter and needed leather.  She saw an otter then crossed the road to get to the otter's hide.


Depressed today.  Hard to shake it.  I will consume myself with the Internet.